Please Let Me Cum! A Simple Sex Mage RPG

PLEASE LET ME CUM!

A Simple Sex Mage RPG

A silly, Sex Mage World themed RPG! Why anyone in their right mind would want to play such a thing is beyond me, but damned if I don’t try to cram Sex Mages into every medium there is! This is a simple and straightforward game in the spirit of those "One Page RPG" projects. There are some numbers to track and a dice roll mechanic, but otherwise, you make most of the stuff up as you go.

THE MECHANICS

WINNING and LOSING

Characters have a Pressure Rating (PR) which gauges the level of Sexual Pressure they are feeling from both sexual arousal and stimulation. The PR starts at 0, but raises to 1 the moment anything sexual occurs. When the PR reaches 100, they will either Edge or Orgasm. Women tend to Orgasm, while men, being magically blocked, will Edge unless a woman permits him to cum.

Men (players), have a Stamina meter, which drains through sustained Teasing and repeated Edging. While the Stamina meter can be recovered through rest or certain actions, such as a cold shower, it can drain fast once he is in the clutches of a Sex Mage. The Stamina meter starts at 20. If the Stamina meter drops to 0, the man is “defeated,” both physically exhausted and mentality fried. He gives up and surrenders to the Sex Mage, resigning himself to the fact that he isn’t going to cum anytime soon.

Stamina can be recovered by 1 point for every three rounds a man is not being stimulated. The Pressure Rating can be lowered by 2 points every round a man is not being stimulated.

Players play as men who are already dealing with some level of blue balls at the start of the game, and are desperate to convince a woman to give them an orgasm. The Game Master plays the various Sex Mage Women who make the men jump through hoops with the promise of sexual release.

RESOLVING ACTIONS

This is where the dice comes into play, which is a very simple single-roll mechanic. Players must roll one 6-sided die (1d6). You must roll a 5 or 6 to succeed. Rolling a 4, 3, or 2 means failure, while rolling a 1 means failing so badly, your character is punished. Punishments will spike your Pressure Rating quickly.

If your character has a Skill in given Task, then they may reroll once if they do not succeed the first time. They may choose the higher of the two rolls if they both fail, and one roll results in a 1.

Actions such as chores or conversations do not require rounds, per say. Players can even roleplay the scenes or just describe the actions as generally happens once the player rolls.

Sexual actions function in a back-and-forth sequence where the GM’s Sex Mage uses spells or physical touch on the man to rile him up, and the man tries to resist and plead. Each back-and-forth counts as one round.

PLAYING AS A MALE (Player)

TAKING ACTION

You have three primary actions in the game: Tasks, Social, and Resistance. The end goal of these activities is to try and convince a Sex Mage to make you cum. A full orgasm is the only thing that can relieve you from the madness of constant sexual arousal and the ache of blue balls, even if only temporarily.

Tasks are actions of physical labor you must perform, usually at the behest of a woman wanting you to do something for her. This can be anything from running an errand, fetching her something, putting on a public display of yourself, or performing sexual acts.

Social is your ability to talk, or in some cases think, your way through situations. Even though Sex Mages can read all of your sexual thoughts, it may still be possible to seduce her into sex, barter with her, beg her, impress her, or possibly even trick her.

Resistance is your attempt to not succumb to the Sex Mage’s power and wiles. You can attempt Resistance while being Aroused or Stimulated to stall your Pressure Rating from rising for two rounds. Failing this attempt will result in a higher rise in Pressure Rating.

SKILLS

Your skills may assist you in performing certain actions. You may pick three skills:

Strong – You are more physically adept than other men, and can perform labors others can’t. You may reroll any Task focusing on strength.

Quick – You are faster than other men, and can perform labors with great speed. You may reroll any Task focusing on speed.

Dexterous – You have a degree of finesse other men lack. You may reroll any Task that focuses on fine-tuned, precise actions.

Handsome – You have a body most men would kill for. You may reroll any Task that focuses on showing of your physique for admiration.

Charming – You are more charismatic than other men, and women are drawn to your naturally engaging personality. You may reroll any Social which involves your charm.

Smart – You are smarter than other men, and women are drawn to your intellect. You may reroll any Social which involves showing your knowledge.

Funny – You are funnier than other men in some way, and women love how you can make them laugh. You may reroll any Social which involves your humor.

Groveling – You can lick boot like no other. Women are amused by how well you beg and plead. You may reroll any Social which involves begging.

CHARACTER SHEET

PR: 0

Stamina: 20

Skills: (list three)

PLAYING AS A FEMALE (Game Master)

TAKING ACTION

The Sex Mage concept purposefully stacks the deck in a Sex Mage’s favor. Realistically, a Sex Mage who wanted to dominate a man, or even several men, into instant submission could very easily do so. But where’s the fun in that? Most Sex Mages like to play around with their partners/victims, and even give them chances to cum to make things more exciting.

As a Sex Mage, your job is to assign tasks to the men who come to you begging for relief. You can make them do chores, run errands, help you with things, have a conversation or debate, challenge them to a game, or have them pleasure you. From there, you can either accept or deny his request, depending on how he performs. If he rolls a 1 at any time, you are encouraged to punish him with Teasing.

As a Sex Mage, you also have a Pressure Rating, but your power means you get to orgasm whenever you want, however you want, and it makes you exceptionally resilient besides! As such, you can ignore the Pressure Rating if you want, unless you care to make it part of the challenge, such as a man has to make you cum within a certain number of rounds.

SPELLS and SEXUAL ACTIONS

At any time, you can perform physical actions or cast spells on the man to tease him, punish him, or make his actions more difficult. Success is assumed, and there is no limit to the number of actions you can take.

Orgasm Block – Active by default, the man will Edge instead of Orgasm when his Pressure Rating hits 100.

Arousal Aura – The aura by itself raises the man’s PR by 1 every round until it reaches 30 and holds it there. While in the aura, the man’s PR cannot drop lower than the level the Aura raised it to.

Sucking – Either a real touch or a phantom touch, a mouth raises the PR by 2 with every bob of the mouth.

Rubbing – Hands, feet, breasts, ass, anything raises the PR by 2 with every stroke.

Tickling – Fingertips, feathers, hair, anything raises the PR by 1 with every stroke.

Fucking – Pussy or ass, this raises the PR by 3

Striking – A slap, a kick, a punch, this raises the PR by 1 with every strike.

Vibrating – Pleasurable vibrations raise the PR by 2 every round.

Pleasure Pulse – A direct stimulation of the pleasure receptors, this raises the PR by 4 with every pulse. Cannot be stopped by Resistance. Ten straight rounds of this will drop Stamina by 1.

Pleasure Knife – A more intense direct stimulation, this raises the PR by 5 every round. Cannot be stopped by Resistance. Five straight rounds of this will drop Stamina by 1.

Time Skew – Distorting the man’s sense of time can double or triple the amount of PR raised. Resistance only lasts the one round. Ten straight rounds will drop Stamina by 1.

Layering – Can stack the effects of the above spells to rapidly increase the PR raising. Resistance only lasts the one round. Five straight rounds will drop Stamina by 1

Orgasm Release – When a woman decides to allow the man to cum, in which case he wins the game.

FINAL NOTES

Let me know if anyone actually plays this.

You don't even have to make it a Sex Mage game, just remove all the references to magic, and, I dunno, say the guy is in a special chastity device or whatever.

Fun idea: incorporate this game into a challenge for your own release! Ideally your Mistress would be your GM, of course. ;)